Afroman – Because I Got High
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom, But then I got high
My room is still messed up And I know why. Why, man? ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class, before I got high
I coulda’ cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I’m taking it next semester and I know why. Why, man? ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I’m selling dope and I know why.Why, man? ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. No, you weren’t!
They took my whole pay check, and I know why.Why, man? ‘cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn’t gonna run from the cops but I was high. I’m serious, man!
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I’m a paraplegic, and I know why. Why, man? ‘cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn’t gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck’s pulling away, and I know why. Why, man? ‘cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I’m serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high
Now i’m jerking off and I know why. Turn this shit off! ‘cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why. Why, man? ‘cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
I’m gonna stop singing this song, because I’m high
I’m singing this whole thing wrong, because I’m high
And if I don’t sell one copy I know why. Why, man? ‘cuz I’m high,
because I’m high, because I’m high
Are you really high, man? He really is high, man! Get jiggy with it
