A freak

is fucking the left eye of a pumpkin and says: “hei, if that pumpkin didn’t want it, why was it smiling the hall time?”

My dog was licking itself on the floor. I’m on the couch, touching myself. We catch each other’s eyes for a second…. we both start laughing.

A lot of porn actresses are East European these days. So I guess in 1989, when the wall came down, what was behind it were some hard-bodied women.