Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t

Don’t want, don’t want, don’t want, don’t want

Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don’t want, don’t want,
Don’t want, don’t want,
Don’t want, don’t want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I’ve ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don’t want, don’t want,
Don’t want, don’t want,
Don’t want,
don’t want
Don’t want,
don’t want

Isn’t that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t
Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t

Don’t want, don’t want,
Don’t want, don’t want,
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man

Iny wee

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso

Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito

Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso